the x files?? nah what the fuck that’s for fucking losers— [trips] [hundreds of thousands of pictures of dana scully spill out of jacket] f-for fucking gay loser nerds ahhaha [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just listen fuck [thousands of pictures of dana scully scatter across the floor] shit fcuk im holding them for a friend just listen
Mulder: Where are the aliens? WHERE ARE THE ALIENS? Space Mountain Employee: Please sir, you’re causing a fuss and disturbing the other visitors- Mulder: *banging hands rhythmically on the wall* WHERE-ARE-THE-ALIENS? WHERE-ARE-THE-ALIENS? WHERE ARE THE ALIENS?